| Hoggle,
Sir Didymus, and Ludo all sat on the
edges of their grimy beds, their heads
propped up by their fists, and their
eyes gazing emptily at the ground.
Hoggle had the urge many times to
jump up and bang on the metal bars
on the opening in the door that served
as the only light source for their
room, but the urge was soon quenched
when he realized the futility in such
an action.
The only interesting thought that
passed through his mind within the
dark and mindless scenery of the room
was a question that had been plaguing
him for many years.
Why did Jareth wait 'til now to
come'n get us?
Four years Hoggle had hidden in
the forest, waiting with apprehension
for the moment in which the Goblin
King would carry out his revenge.
Hoggle had almost forgotten about
his troubles, when, for no apparent
reason, goblins infiltrated his home
two days preceding his present situation
and roughly dragged him before Jareth.
Back to the Goblin City. Back to
face his former stupidity.
I should've listened to my father.
Not only was he surprised that Jareth
had waited so long, he was also troubled
by the capture of Ludo and Sir Didymus.
Yes, those two had helped Sarah defeat
Jareth four years ago, but it was
only Hoggle who had betrayed the Goblin
King. Hoggle had been Jareth's right-hand-man,
so to speak, and Hoggle had become
a traitor by helping Sarah, who had
shown more concern for him than the
Goblin King ever had.
Jareth would, thought Hoggle long
ago, think of Ludo and Sir Didymus
as mere nuisances, and not real threats,
while Hoggle would be an ever-present
thorn in the man's side. He had thought
so...until now.
He got up from his seated position
on the bed and paced anxiously about
the room. How long, he wondered,
before Jareth would let them out?
Never' was the most feasible answer.
"I'm already sick'a this grime,
this black wall, and this dark room,"
he mumbled as he walked. Didymus
and Ludo gave him an odd look before
retreating back into their own thoughts.
Yet, it wasn't all blackness. Which
was quite odd. Hoggle had quickly
taken note of the small mirror on
the wall next to the door. It wasn't
so much an odd occurrence to see a
mirror in a dungeon, but this mirror
was definitely unusual. It was an
oval-shaped mirror with a beautiful
golden frame. In the frame were carved
various images, inlaid jewels adding
to its beauty in various spots.
Hoggle looked at his spotless reflection
in the mirror. Even the world on the
other side looked more pleasing to
him than this one. Left was right
and right was left...perhaps things
were different on the other side of
the mirror. Perhaps it wasn't really
a dungeon in the place of his reflection's
inhabitance. Or perhaps he was just
desperate to think of something besides
his awful predicament.
"That mirror really is quite
beautiful," Sir Didymus suddenly
remarked to Hoggle. "It seems
quite out of place, as well."
Hoggle was surprised by the fox's
sudden vocalization and turned around.
"I was thinkin' the same thing,"
he replied. "Jareth didn't use'ta
have mirrors in his dungeons."
"Did you once live in this
wretched palace, Sir Hoggle?"
the fox queried.
"Yeah," Hoggle replied
despondently as he thought of his
past. "Before you met me, I
worked for Jareth."
"I didst not know of your former
dealings with the Goblin King,"
Sir Didymus replied, his tone easing
into one of curbed anger.
"Well, I don't talk about it
much," Hoggle replied as he sat
back down, displeased at Didymus's
bitter reaction toward his statement.
"I wouldn't work for him again
if my life depended on it."
"I thought that our past dealings
with Sarah were the prime cause of
our being captured," Didymus
said as he rose with dignity from
the bed, "but it seems that our
friendship with you may be the main
cause of all of this."
"Oh, don't get all huffy on
me," Hoggle answered the seething
fox. He hid his face in his hands.
"I ain't proud of nothin' I done.
It's in the past. Leave it there,
okay?"
Sir Didymus seemed ashamed of his
anger and sat back down. After a few
moments of silence, he declared, "I
wonder why the Goblin King would put
mirrors in his dungeons if he hast
not done so before."
"I don't know," Hoggle
sighed. "Probably 'cause he
uses it like his crystals to spy on
folks in the castle. Maybe he don't
trust no one after what I did. For
all I know, he just has'em so's he
can stare at himself whenever he wants."
Ambrosius, Sir Didymus' dog, began
to whine. Sir Didymus began to pat
the trembling Ambrosius on the back.
"It's alright, boy. We shall
find a way out of here, soon enough."
They all turned their heads as they
heard the approaching footsteps of
the guard.
"I'm comin' in so, duh-on't
try nothin' idiotical or stupid such,"
came his gruff voice from the other
side of the door. Sir Didymus's ears
perked up and he began to growl. Ambrosius
whimpered in response and ran to the
corner. Ludo looked up and back down
again, for he knew as Hoggle did that
the meal ahead was just another form
of torture.
The goblin guard opened the door
with a creak and carelessly dropped
the plates of food to the ground.
He kicked them to the prisoners. One
plate slid in front of Ambrosius.
Ambrosius slowly came out of hiding
to sniff the gruel, and, even with
his neverending appetite, he turned
his nose up in disgust before going
back into hiding.
"I will not eat this... this
cruel concoction," declared the
fox as he picked up his own dripping
plate. He watched Ambrosius' reaction
and added, "See, even Ambrosius
won't eat it. I will not reduce myself
to something even a dog will not do."
"Shuddup yous big ol' squirrel
yous. I not takin' no lip from a big
bal o' hair, yous see now, and I's
don' wanna hears a smidgety of a peeper
from yous. Goddat?"
To Hoggle's surprise, Didymus said
nothing in response. Perhaps it was
because he knew as well that it would
do no good. Nothing would. It seemed
they were stuck here for life. If
they could not bear it after a few
days, how were they going to stand
it for the rest of their lives?
The goblin began to chuckle to himself
as he cleaned the mirror. "What's
so funny, wartface?" Hoggle asked
mockingly. If he was going to be stuck
here, he might as well get some fun
out of it. He knew the habits of
goblins like the back of his own hand,
and that meant knowing how to control
them. He might get something useful
out of the creature; most likely he'd
get something humorous.
The goblin turned around clumsily,
clearly full of fury.
"Da smardmout eh? Yous a real
funny one yous is. I's goin' to tell
yous whad' I laughin' 'bout lumpy'o'nosy
rosy. Here's a real good haha for
yous... hid majesticalness, da Gobblin'
King gots da pretty girl, Lady Sarah,
and he's a goin' to --" He stopped
short and covered his mouth, realizing
his foolish disposal of information.
Great flying warthogs! Hoggle
exclaimed in his mind. I did get
something useful out of him! Hoggle
made gesticulated hand motions. "Go
on, go on you stupid troll, you've
told us so much, it would be pointless
to stop now. What about Sarah?"
"Oh noooos, yous not goin'
to pull da sheepbahh over my eye,
oh noos yous don'. Yous tricked Hogwash
and made tell da Kingdom's secr- secr-...
hush-hush story. I's not goin' ta
say no more. For dat you gets no gobble-ups
tonigh'. See how much you hahas den."
With that he left the room and locked
the door behind him. Hoggle could
hear the goblin sing as his voice
and footsteps faded away:
"Lumpy'o'nosy rosy,
Han't got no penny fo' a posy,
Spend hid night in a dirty ol' dungeon,
Livin' off seeweed and grungeon.
Lumpy'o'nosy rosy,
Sho' hope yous cell's rightful cozy,
Cause you gonna be heres a long,
long time,
Probably untils you die!"
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