NOVEMBER 13TH. 13:00 O'Clock. Underground Plaza.

The 57th. Annual Firey Festival and Face Lift, that's right! All you Firey fans need to put your best foot forward and bring yourself to the most happening ho-down in the Underground. Shakey's gonna throw a party that'll last all night and everyone should drink alot of somethin nice. There'll be a flame flarin' bunch of firey men, lookin' up to you for encouragment. You should GO-GO. As always the Firey's swear to Drive you Crazy, Really Lazy, show you Eye Rollin', Funky Strollin', Ball Playin', Hip Swayin', Trouble Makin', Booty Shakin'! There will of course also be Tripping, Passing, Jumping, Bouncing, Drivin', Stylin', Creeping, Pouncing, Shoutin', And SCREAMING!!!! And what Firey Gathering is complete without Double-Dealing, Rockin' and Rolling and Reeling with Mackin' Sex Appealin! You shall dig their Groovy feeling!

As always there will be "HIDE THE HEAD", "KICK THE HEAD", and everyone's favorite Firey game..."HEY LADY, Gimme Back My HEAD!"

Change your face the Firey WAY, trade heads with someone you admire, or just yank it off when they ain't lookin' and replace it with a melon or fruit of your choice. They shan't know the difference for days!

There will be Arm Wrestling and Foot Races as well as Foot Wrestling and Arm Races. Truly something for everyone!

So, please come and Chilly down with the Fire Gang and let them show you a good time they don't charge nuthin' (nuthin' at all)! Come strut your nasty stuff Wiggle in the middle yeh and get the town talkin' with the Fire-gang.

PEOPLE WITHOUT DETATCHABLE HEADS AND LIMBS STRONGLY CAUTIONED!!! CHILLYING DOWN WITH THE FIRE-GANG MAY CAUSE HARM OR DEATH!!!

Pulled off the tree by the Wacky and Berungenous Jody
(ask him if he likes Cheeky Monkeys)

e-mail him at halloweenjack15@yahoo.com

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